Pastel Gangster- Pastel Gangster is someone who appears very sweet and innocent until you mess with them or someone they love.
They know how to be polite and reserved at the right moments, but also has a mouth full of quick and sassy comebacks.
Pastel because their outward appearance is usually either; bright, reserved, and flowing.
Gangster because you wouldn’t expect what comes out when you hit a nerve. Fist raised, bold stance, and oozing confidence.
Person 1: “Wow, do you know about Lana Del Rey?”
Person 2: “Yes! She’s so Pastel Gangster.”
Person 1: “?”
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Me: “DID YOU JUST?”
Her: “DID I JUST?”
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DID I? DID I?
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